Welcome to the Ministry of Madness

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-Yes, we know it! It’s not something you want hear about, but you have no choice! The United $tates of America has announced a new minitry. They call it “Ministry of Madness” and the purpose with this new public institution is to “Scare American citizens into doing right”! Neither more nor less!

The Minister of the Department has already been appointed, and it will be the Arch-American Governor “John Punch Glutt”, but you can call him Uncle Glutton.

“The first thing we want you to, is to install the app “Seek ‘N Destroy” on your smartphone, so we can track your movement throughout the country, from north to south,” a spokesman from the ministry tells us, while we are gagged and tied up in a garage watching the latest weather report.